Even God hasn’t a f*cking clue what I’m going to say! But there are stories to be told. And that’s exciting (I’m excited). Let’s get dug in, shall we?

So, without further unnecessary ado, I would like to welcome everyone to…

THE SMART-ASS TEES BLOG

3 Serious Side Effects of Our Spotify Playlist

So you may have stumbled upon our Spotify playlist, "Behold: Sick Tunes"... And as you've probably come ...
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DOES COTTON SHRINK? Smart-Ass Tees… Take 2

When I started Smart-Ass Tees and set out to create my first few pieces of clothing, I ...
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TELL ME: What Defines You This Holiday Season?

Spoiler Alert: the sick shirts here at Smart-Ass Tees are not on the list! Yeah. I know, ...
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Dear World: Amicably Offensive T-Shirts. Signed, Smart-Ass Tees

Oh, great... another graphic t-shirt brand. That's exactly what we need. One more misinformed half-wit printing poorly ...
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