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ASH-FINK-TER-SEZ-WUT Short-Sleeve Baby Onesie

$19.00

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Only assholes don’t understand this… If that offends you, take a closer look at what this onesie is saying (or admit to yourself that the asshole just might be you). Fact: Wayne’s World quotes belong on babies. 100% cotton with a three-snap leg closure for easy changing and an envelope neckline.

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Description

Only assholes don’t understand this…

If that offends you, take a closer look at what this onesie is saying (or you may need to admit to yourself that the asshole just might be you).

Fact: Wayne’s World quotes belong on babies.
Period… although I do have this same design available for adults too. Check out the entire “A Sphincter Says What” universe HERE.

Correction: Wayne’s World quotes belong EVERYWHERE!!

And now for the obligatory product copy (imagine a fancy salesman voice). Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three-snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline and a hilarious design that’s bound to get people in a good mood (even if your baby is miserable).

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure

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Size Chart

Size guide
3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M
Width (inches) 9 3/8 9 7/8 10 3/8 10 7/8
Fits Baby Length (inches) 20-25 25-28 28-30 30-32
Fits Baby Weight (lbs) (lbs) 12-16 16-22 22-27 27-30
3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M
Width (cm) 23 23 25 25
Fits Baby Length (cm) 51-64 64-71 71-76 76-81
Fits Baby Weight (lbs) (kg) 5-7 7-10 10-12 12-14