Only assholes don’t understand this…
If that offends you, take a closer look at what this onesie is saying (or you may need to admit to yourself that the asshole just might be you).
Fact: Wayne’s World quotes belong on babies.
Period… although I do have this same design available for adults too. Check out the entire “A Sphincter Says What” universe HERE.
Correction: Wayne’s World quotes belong EVERYWHERE!!
And now for the obligatory product copy (imagine a fancy salesman voice). Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three-snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline and a hilarious design that’s bound to get people in a good mood (even if your baby is miserable).
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure